Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.