The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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