Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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