The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, military, war
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, Halloween
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: christian, Chuck Norris, mean
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