Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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