The best Chuck Norris jokes

The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, weather
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 30.94 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
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