Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.