Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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