Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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