The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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