Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.