The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.