Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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