Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.