They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.