The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, new year
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 32.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 32.30 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 32.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
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