The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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