The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top. It's a bad look with his mullet.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, Chuck Norris
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
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