In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face.
The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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