The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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