Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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