The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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has 39.39 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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