The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
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