The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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