The best Chuck Norris jokes

Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, war
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