Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.