Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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