Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.