The best Chuck Norris jokes

In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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