Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.