Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore