The best Chuck Norris jokes

God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, time
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, weather
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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