The best Chuck Norris jokes

Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 36.45 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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