Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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