Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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