The best Chuck Norris jokes

Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport, time
CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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has 31.93 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography, technology, time
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health, political
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 31.54 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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has 31.48 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, time
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science, technology
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