The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, money
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street... Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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has 32.79 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, old people
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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has 32.63 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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