The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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