Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.