The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.36 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 31.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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has 29.97 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, memory, technology
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