The best Chuck Norris jokes

Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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has 36.09 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, football
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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has 35.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 35.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
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