Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.