Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.