The best Chuck Norris jokes

The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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has 28.99 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money, technology
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