There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.