Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.