The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 29.36 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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