The best Chuck Norris jokes

Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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has 29.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 29.42 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
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