The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 38.41 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 38.25 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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