The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 29.51 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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has 29.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 29.23 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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has 29.10 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, money
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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has 29.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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