Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.