The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris can control chaos.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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has 33.37 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
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