Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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