The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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