Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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