The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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has 32.12 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food, time
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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has 31.97 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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