Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris fills a 1-Liter Bottle With 2 liters of water.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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