The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.