The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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has 31.03 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 30.92 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, god, money
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
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