You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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