The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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has 38.41 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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