The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, cowboy, death
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, masturbation
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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