The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Jesus is the son of God.
God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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