Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.