The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is [email protected]
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has 40.24 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, internet, IT
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, Chuck Norris, war
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, work
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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has 39.81 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, terrorist
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, ugly, Yo mama
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