The best Chuck Norris jokes

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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