The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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has 35.28 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 34.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, college, graduation, time
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, funeral
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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