The best Chuck Norris jokes

Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 30.94 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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has 30.82 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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has 30.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, god, money
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, time
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 30.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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