Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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