Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.