Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!