Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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