Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.