The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, family, golf
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