Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Chuck norris plays frisbee with his retinas.