The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 30.36 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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has 30.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cowboy, time
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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has 30.11 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 30.07 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
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