Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right?
Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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