The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, phone
Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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has 31.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 31.54 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 31.40 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, horse
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 31.40 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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has 31.14 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, medical
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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