Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.