The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: baby, birthday, Chuck Norris, doctor
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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has 34.09 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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