The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Facebook
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, religious, wine
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado... When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, religious, weather
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game, IT, technology
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
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