The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem. He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion. The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
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