There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.