The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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