The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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God is one of Chuck Norris's creation.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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