Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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One day a priest told the Mother Superior that he was going into town and try to convert some ladies of the evening.
Later off he went and drove to a certain part of town known for the ladies of the evening.
The first one he approached asked him before he had a chance to say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10"
He was clueless and embarrassed and left quickly.
He approached another young woman and again before he could say a word she said "heh Father, how about a little head for 10?"
Again he left quickly and returned to the convent.
Once back he saw Mother Superior and quietly took him aside and whispered Mother Superior "what's head?"
She replied "$10.00 same as in town."
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: What do you call a dictionary on drugs?
A: HIGH-Definition.
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Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit."
And walked away.
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I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?
Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time."
Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence."
Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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English Class Teacher: "One day we will be corruption free. Which tense is it?"
Student: "Future impossible tense."
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
I was sat with my wife while she sipped on her glass of wine, when she said, "I love you so much, you know. I don't know how I could ever live without you."
I said, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She said, "It's me talking to the wine.