Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy.
After all, he did kill Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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A man was talking to his wife about going to the social security office.
He said he would go the next day.
So the next morning he goes but when he gets there he realized he forgot his license and she said that was fine she could tell his age by the hair on his chest. So he opened his shirt and everything went smoothly.
He got home and told his wife what happened and she said: "well honey if you would have pulled down your pants you could have filed for disability."
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
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