Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.