Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.