Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.