Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis