Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.