Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.