Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.