The best dinosaur jokes

In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
has 57.07 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
has 54.12 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
has 51.36 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
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