The best dinosaur jokes

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
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