Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.