The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
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