The best dinosaur jokes

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, sex
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
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