The best dinosaur jokes

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown? A: A dino-score.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, football, sport
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
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