Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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A: Long distance!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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