A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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