The best dinosaur jokes

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
has 47.04 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
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