The best dinosaur jokes

Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.
has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, dinosaur, fat, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dinosaur, stupid, travel
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, science
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, golf
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
has 56.20 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
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