The best dinosaur jokes

They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, communication, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
has 53.26 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
has 52.35 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
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