Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer