The best dinosaur jokes

Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dinosaur, insulting, science, Yo mama
They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs. They found two distinct species. They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, gay, history, science, time
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, dinosaur
Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
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has 52.46 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
A woman stopped by our customer-service desk and asked me for a copy of the book that has Jesus in it. After much back-and-forth, I determined that she wanted the Bible. After searching for a particular book on dinosaurs in the science section without luck, a customer looked to me for help. She showed me a piece of paper with the title written on it: Thesaurus.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: bible, christian, customer service, dinosaur, stupid
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
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has 47.66 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dinosaur
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be? A: The Dinosorcerer
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 47.04 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
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