A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stuart said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?" Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?
Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
Q: What did Snow White say to Pinocchio when she was sitting on his face? A: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."