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Little Johnny: "Dad why your dick's hairs are black but the hairs of your head are are going to be white?" Dad: "My dear the first one is thinking but the second is enjoying."
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has 73.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, sex
Undertaker to bereaved husband. When did you 1st notice your wife was dead? Well he replies, "The s*x was the same but the dishes were starting too pile up."
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has 73.05 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two liars were talking together: First: "My father built 1550 miles of 101 freeway in west of US lonely in one night." Second: "That is nothing but I've been born from my mother's ass." First: "It's impossible. I do'nt believe you." Second: "Shut up. I've believed your 1550 miles distance but why you don't believe my only 4 inches length?"
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has 73.03 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: birthday, dirty, vulgar, work
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
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has 73.02 % from 234 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, mechanic
My girlfriend came out of the shower and said, "I shaved my pussy you know what that means?" I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
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has 73.01 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A woman wants everything from one man. A man wants one thing from all the women.
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has 72.99 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A nun gets on a bus thats empty except for the driver. She says "I'm going to die soon but I want to have sex before I die. Problem is I must remain a virgin so it has to be to ass. I can't commit adultery, so the man must be single.Can you fulfill my wish?" "Yes" says the bus driver and fulfills her wish. Feeling guilty he says "I'm sorry I lied, I'm married with 3 kids." "Thats ok" replied the nun "I lied too." "My name is Kevin and Im going to a fancy dress party."
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has 72.90 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: car, death, dirty, gay, sex
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
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has 72.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel. "How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant. "Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"
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has 72.80 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 72.77 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
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