Teacher: "Who knows what is a difference between a snowman and snowwoman?"
Little Johnny: "Three snowballs!"
Vote:
Joke has 73.41 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, winter
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
A: Snap-on tools!
Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
A woman asked her lover, "Would you keep f*ck me that much even after marriage?
He replied, "Sure dear, if your husband had no objection."
Q: What do you call 2 nuns and a Prostitute on a football field?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel stuck to the front of his pants.
The bartender asks, "Hey, doesn't that hurt?"
The pirate growls, "Aye, it's drivin' me nuts."
Three guys die and go to Hell.
Satan asks the first guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
"He was a candle maker."
So, Satan burns off the guy's d**k.
Satan asks the second guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
"He was a rope maker."
So, Satan rips off the guy's d**k with a rope.
Satan asks the third guy, "What was your daddy when you were alive?"
The guy smiles and says,
"He made lollipops."
Friend pisses me off so I poked holes in his condom the night before he uses it.
Three months later... my mom's pregnant.
What did one tit say to the other?
I hope we get support soon or people will think we're nuts.
Pr*stitute in the police station.
The desk officer sayes "so when did you realise you were raped ?"
She replies ... "when the cheque bounced !"