The best dirty jokes

Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, dog
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened. The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?” Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 67.91 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 67.89 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
Q: Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, communication, dirty, sex
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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has 67.83 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Johny came crying. Dad: "What happened?" Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out." Dad: "That's bad, but why you are crying?" Johny: "I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me."
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has 67.67 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, vulgar
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."
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has 67.67 % from 261 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex
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