If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
Whats the difference between a coffin and a condom? One you go in the other you come in!
Q: What do you call Bin Laden when he lost his virginity? A: Osama Bin Laiden.
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her. "...........dishes."
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.