The best dirty jokes

A mother without any pant was playing with her son. The boy pointing to her mother's pussy asked: "Mammy, what is that dark wooly between your feet? Mother: "My sweet that is a brush." Son: "Where is it's bundle?" Mother: "In your daddy's pant."
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has 68.20 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, kids, sex
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his pants and washes his hands. The girl watches him and says, “You must be a dentist” The guy, surprised, says “Yes…how did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… you keep washing your hands." One thing led to another and they make love. After they were done, the girl says, “You must be a great dentist.” The guy, now with a boosted ego says, “Yes, I sure am a great dentist. How did you figure that out?” The girl says, “Easy… I didn’t feel a thing!”
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has 68.15 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, doctor, love
I would kick you straight in the vagina... If I wasn't afraid of losing my shoe.
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has 68.14 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, dog
One day a women walks into work in a short skirt. As she’s walking to her desk she gets stopped by a co-worker, who says, “Your hair smells really nice today.” She grimaces and stomps into her manager’s office. She says,”I want to file a sexual harassment complaint!” and then relates what happened. The manager says, “What’s wrong with him complimenting how your hair smells?” Furious, she snarls, “He’s a midget!”
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women, work
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 68.01 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave. When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, sex
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 67.94 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back." Jonny: "That's what she said." Miss: "Get out!" Jonny "She said that too."
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has 67.91 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, little Johnny, school, sex
Q: What animal has the most kids. A: A sperm whale.
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has 67.89 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, kids
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