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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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has 67.55 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, dirty, gay, sex
Q: What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common? A: Wet noses.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, dog
A doctor from the inner city was conversing with an old friend from med school at a cafe when he said, "Man, can I tell you something?" His friend nods. "Sure." "Okay, so the other day I had this one really hot, foreign patient, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about her since..." He goes on to tell his friend everything about her, from her long blond hair and ability to speak fluent French, to her shimmering blue eyes and soft skin. His friend seemed more disgusted with each passing moment. "Dude, that is not cool." The doctor, indignant, defended himself. "What's wrong with that? Lots of doctors are attracted to their patients." His friend simply shook his head and replied, "Maybe, but I guarantee you none of those doctors were pediatricians..."
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has 67.47 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, dirty, doctor, friendship
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."
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has 67.42 % from 259 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex
Q: What's long and hard and has cum in it? A: Cucumber, dirty people.
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has 67.41 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Patient: "Doc, recently I've been very careless." Doc: "How? Give me an example." Patient: "Now I'm speaking with you, it seems that I'm talking to my dick."
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has 67.39 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, vulgar
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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has 67.28 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, hospital, nurse
What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
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has 67.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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