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John comes home and notices his wife naked in bed and the postman standing with his unzipped trousers next to the bed. The postman wants to save the situation so he says quickly: "Mrs. Ann, I warn you for the last time! If you do not sign this letter so I will pee on your brand-new carpet."
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
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has 67.11 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty
Kamasutra says: If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, money, sex, women
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, memory, sex, time
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and a barmaid at night? A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom. A barmaid at night is bare and...
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, flirt, Halloween, sex
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
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