The best dirty jokes

A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: "Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom." One day her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door. He says: "I am here to answer your ad in the paper. I have no arms so I will not hit you and no legs so I cannot run away." She says: "What about the good in bed part?" He says: "How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
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has 67.47 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When you are in Hospital, your friends ask: "Hey, how are you dear?" But your best friend ask: "Hey buddy, how is the nurse?"
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, hospital, nurse
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.46 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Teacher: "Who can tell a story?" Little Johnny: "Our maid's ass." Teacher: "Why?" Little Johnny: "Last night daddy touched her ass and was whispering: 'A wonderful story.'"
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has 67.39 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, little Johnny, teacher, vulgar
This couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been afraid to make any s*xual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he gets up his courage, and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his p*nis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
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has 67.39 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass.
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has 67.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, poems
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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has 67.32 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting
Q: What's the difference between greeting the Queen of England and greeting Bill Clinton? A: You only have to get down on one knee to greet the queen.
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has 67.31 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
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