A young fellow went to a Jewish Doctor and told the doctor he was worried because he could not get an erection.
Whereupon the doctor told him to eat Jewish Rye Bread.
So on his way home, the young man stopped a Jewish Bakery and asked for 25 Loaves of Rye Bread.
The Baker said "25 Loaves? It will get hard before you get rid of it."
Whereupon the patient in excitement said "Give me 50 loaves."
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
"But, I do."
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Q: What did dick say to rubber?
A: "Cover me I'm going in."
Vote:
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus,
but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working.
He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock.
The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP".
I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."