The best dirty jokes

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty
What did the two tampons say to eachother? Nothing , because they were both stuck up bitches.
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that pussy needs.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, dirty, sex
The main rule to obey, if you are in jail: never take a bow for a fallen soap from the wash basin. Try and you'll cry.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison, sex
There were three women sitting at a bar, talking about how loose they were. One woman said that her husband could fit his arm in up to his elbow. The next woman said her man could fit his leg in up to his knee. The last woman just slid over the bar stool.
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, husband
One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on. The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him. "What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" "Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, parrot, sex
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
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has 65.94 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, dirty, sex
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
A woman, after giving birth to six babies, upon seeing her husband gets up off the hospital bed, walks over to him shouting "I told you not to go doggy style!"
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, life, marriage, sex
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