The best dirty jokes

I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
has 64.22 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand. Whatever mate, I've got two night stands. Either side of my bed.
has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, single
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words? Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time." Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence." Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
has 64.10 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, fart, little Johnny, teacher
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
has 64.07 % from 535 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
has 64.01 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
has 63.98 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave. When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
has 63.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, sex
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
has 63.86 % from 552 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: Why do vegetarians give good head? A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
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