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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher. You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, masturbation, technology, work
On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave. When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
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has 64.65 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, sex
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
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has 64.54 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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has 64.53 % from 542 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet. She is funny, s*xy and flirty. Now she tells me she is an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age!
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has 64.37 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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has 64.29 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, lesbian
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