I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine.
Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?"
He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
Just heard someone bragging about his one night stand.
Whatever mate, I've got two night stands.
Either side of my bed.
Teacher: "Little Johnny can you say a sentence to use with dirty words?
Little Johnny: "Yesterday my school was late so I had to run in order to reach on time."
Teacher: "You didn't use any bad word in your sentence."
Little Johnny: "Well, when I was running I farted many times!"
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Q: What did the nut say to the bolt?
A: Screw me.
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms?
A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
On the other day in a cemetery, I saw a woman who was rubbing her ass to a grave.
When I asked the reason, she answered: "It was my husband when he was alive; always he told me: 'Your ass is so sweet whenever any dead man touches it he'll be alive!'"
Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Q: Why do vegetarians give good head?
A: Beause they're used to eating nuts.