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My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. So I put my hand around my kid and told him "Well son, that's because daddy isn't aroused by men."
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has 62.98 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, dirty
The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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has 62.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic? Cause asshole is always in front of you.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do your parents' car and testicles have in common? Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, family
A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel. He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled" The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, holiday, management, religious
Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, god, sex
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you say to a man with five penises? A: Your jeans fit like a glove.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
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has 62.77 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dirty, funeral, insulting, sex, wife
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