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The horrible moment when there's a really cute girls on the bus, but you're too shy to start masturbating in front of everyone...
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Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
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has 63.89 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty, doctor, family, funeral
Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a whore? A: The rooster goes cock doodle do and the whore goes any cock do!
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, vulgar, work
Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic? Cause asshole is always in front of you.
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel. He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled" The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, holiday, management, religious
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 63.56 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women? Bingo!
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A young man walks into a bar and orders a Kamikaze. As soon as he is severed he slams it down. And before the bartender can walk away he calls out I need a shot of Tequila. So the bat tender pours the tequila. And no sooner than he is server he slam it back and then the young man asks for a shot of Gin. The bar tender compiles with the request, and out of curiosity asks the young man are you celebrating? The young man nods, and says quietly mt first blow job. The bartender smiles and says I remember my first. The young man looks up and says so how did you get rid of that taste?
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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 63.45 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
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has 63.36 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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