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A well known TV Evangelists is booking into a posh hotel. He tells the duty manager, "I hope the porn channel is set to disabled" The manager looks at him and replies, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard!"
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, holiday, management, religious
Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I've got an idea -- let's play 'Twenty Questions!'" "'Twenty Questions?' How do you play?" "You ask me questions and try to guess what I'm thinking of." "Okay. But you have to write down what you're thinking of so I know you're not cheating." The man agrees, and writes down 'moosecock' on a small piece of paper. "Okay, I got a question. Does it taste good?" "Uhh...I guess so." "Is it moosecock?"
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has 64.19 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two friends talk: "Hi, what are you doing?" "Not much, writing a Valentine's Day greeting card." "Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?" "No, I just can't let my right hand to see it. It's a surprise for it."
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has 64.09 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship, Valentines day
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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has 64.03 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, sex
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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has 63.68 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
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has 63.67 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The man comes home drunken but he goes to the piggery instead of the house. He lies down, he takes a look at the pig, caresses it and says: "Oh, it's you, darling, naked again?"
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, drunk, stupid
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
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