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My wife wanted me to whisper dirty things to her. "...........dishes."
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has 62.17 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
My dick is too long and it causes some problems for me. On the other day when I with my girlfriend went to cinema suddenly I had an erection so that the shadow of my penis was reflected on the screen. Somebody from the corner shouted: "Mr bald sit down please we want to see the movie!"
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has 62.04 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, life
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
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has 61.99 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
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has 61.96 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Dress her up as an alter boy.
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has 61.94 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?
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has 61.93 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?" Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
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