I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine. Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?" He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me motherfucker".
Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"
Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."
Q: If Nuts on your chest are Chestnuts and Nuts on a wall are Walnuts. What are Nuts on your chin called? A: A Cock in the mouth!
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.