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Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
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What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.
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Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
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