A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled."
"No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist.
At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart.
A man laughs.
Another man asks him why he laughed.
He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall?
A: Wallnuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chest?
A: Chest nuts
Q: What do you call nuts on your chin?
A: A penis in your mouth