Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Little Johnny got caught stealing in a FOOD 4 LESS and runs away from the cops.
He runs towards his school and into his classroom.
He asks his teacher "May I please hide in your classroom because I got caught stealing".
The teacher says "Yes".
Little Johnny first hides under a desk, but no, the cops can see him there.
He then hides behind the door, but no, the cops can see him there.
So the teacher suggested to little Johnny "Hide under my long, fluffy skirt".
Little Johnny says "O.K."
The cops arrive and ask the teacher "Have you seen a little boy around here?".
The teacher replies "sorry, I haven't".
When the cops left the classroom the teacher says" Johnny, the cops are gone.you can come out now".
Little johnny replies" not yet, I got one more braid to go".
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday.
If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?
A: Nothing. They have never met.
Q: What do men and garbage bags have in common?
A: Black are bigger than white.
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I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina.
So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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He came into my room late at night.
He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left.
It was terrible.
It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!