Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis