Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Pornhub is Down,
your mums Facebook will do.
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity?
A: The crayons are still sticky.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday.
If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other?
A: Nothing. They have never met.
I had to get an Xbox controller tattooed on my vagina.
So my boyfriend would play with me for a change.
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