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How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
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has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? A: They both have balls just for decoration.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, priest
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 59.94 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 59.85 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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