Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.