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What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 58.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, sex
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 58.42 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff? A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
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has 58.33 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The fingers of my girlfriend were in my pants; I asked her "Is it thick?" She said "yes dear." Again I asked: "Is it warm?" She replied: "yes honey." Then I asked: "Is it soft?" She said, "yes of course." "It is my shit!" I told her.
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has 58.27 % from 156 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, relationship, sex
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
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has 58.16 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
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