The best dirty jokes

Dad: "Who do you think the committee screwed this year?" Me: "Mom."
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, time, work
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office. When she opened the door, she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap. Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budget cuts or no budget cuts, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
On a pair of boxers: Caution! Contains nuts.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 58.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, flirt, game, sex
What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff? A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
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has 58.33 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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