The best dirty jokes

Q: Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night? A: It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
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has 60.37 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, nurse, old people, viagra
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 60.26 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .
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has 60.22 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock
Roses are red violets are blue. My dick has glue I offer it to you.
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has 60.21 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, poems, sex
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
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has 60.20 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, see them and they make you cry."
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 60.15 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Being a very religious kind of person, when I checked into my hotel, I said to the woman at the desk; "I hope the p*rn channel in my room is disabled." "No," she said, "It's regular p*rn, you sick b*stard!"
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has 60.14 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
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