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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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