The best dirty jokes

Bully: Your dick is probably like a tic tac. Geek: No wonder your mom's mouth is so fresh. Class: Oooooohhhh!
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting
A guy picks up a pr*stitute and proceeds to spend a couple of hours with her at a seedy motel. A few days later, he finds that he has caught crabs. He chases down the prostitute and says, "hey bitch, you gave me crabs". She replies, "what'd you expect for ten bucks? Lobster?"
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 9 year old wife found them offensive.
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has 58.87 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, religious, wife
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, dirty, friendship, sex
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra with 3 Playboy Playmates A: Hugh Hefner.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, viagra, women
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 58.54 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in common? You can't f**k with either one.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 58.43 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
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