My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.