Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women? Bingo!
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.