He came into my room late at night.
He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left.
It was terrible.
It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
How do you make a snooker table laugh.
Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar?
Both their balls are decoration only.
Are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you.
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer?
A: Chelsea.
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?
A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!"
"What medicine?"
"To get another look...!"
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home.
Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn."
Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?"
The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."