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Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel on his penis. The bartender says to him, "You know you've got a ship's wheel on your penis?" And the pirate says, "Argh, I know. It drives me nuts."
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What's long, hard, and shoots sticky white stuff? A penis. What were you thinking you clean minded bastard.
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Listening to censored hip-hop is like going to a whore for a hug.
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What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
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Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn't mean I'm against eating out.
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Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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