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Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
I know an archaeologist who can tell you what period a tampon was from.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, time, work
Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q? A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pocket and tickle its balls.
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has 58.58 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home. Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn." Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?" The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."
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has 58.43 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, relationship, sex, stupid
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, sex, time
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language. My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, ethnic, school
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