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Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican? A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
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has 59.89 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, catholic, dirty, priest, sex
Q: Why don't witches wear underwear? A: For a better grip on there broomstick!
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."
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has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy: My magic watch says that you don't have any underwear on. Girl: Well its wrong... Boy: Guess my watch is 15 minutes fast
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has 59.80 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
What has a hundred balls and f*cks old women? Bingo!
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, viagra
Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Wallnuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chest nuts Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth
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has 59.61 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the rudest type of Elf? The GofuckyoursElf.
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has 59.51 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Wanna know Victoria's Secret? She has a penis.
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has 59.50 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty
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