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My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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Q: What does Barbie use as a tampon? A: A Tic-Tac.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
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What is something nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.
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George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex? A: He didn't want to get hearing aids.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How are Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree similar? Both their balls are decoration only.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, music
Whats the second thing thats hard in the morning? waking up!
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.99 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
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