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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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