The best dirty jokes

Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 58.09 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls? A: Because they can. Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches? A: Same reason.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 57.90 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do a woman and a bar have in common? A: Liquor in the front, Poker in the back.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, game, sex, women
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 57.86 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
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