The best dirty jokes

I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 57.87 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Make choking noises...
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has 57.81 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Babe when I die I want you to cremate me, pour my ashes into a bowl of chili, and eat me just so I can tear that ass up one more time!
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has 57.75 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: death, dirty
My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering.
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has 57.70 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 57.69 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
On Sunday little Johnny with his dad went for bathing. The ground was slippery. So poor boy for avoiding of knocking down grabbed his father's penis. His father smiled and told him: "Oh boy you are lucky. If you were with your mother you were concussion!"
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty, health, little Johnny, women
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