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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, family, food
"Is it rape if it's your wife?" "I don't think so." "What a relief! I thought you'd be mad as hell!"
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has 57.12 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 57.07 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come's backed up in your throat.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 57.00 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
Sex is like math: Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
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has 56.93 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, math, time
One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong. Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy." "Like what?" asked Fozzie. "Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't." Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that? You're not a prude or anything." "No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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has 56.77 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, jewish
There was a boy watching tv with his parents. A sex scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said "they were just making a cake." The boy goes"oh yea, I saw u and daddy making a cake yesterday and I Licked up all the icing."
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has 56.76 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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