Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
I'd like to think inside your box.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
I need your help making a cream sauce.
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.