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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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May I push in your stool?
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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