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Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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I need your help making a cream sauce.
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Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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