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A Yankee from Chicago and a Texan were talking. The Yankee said, "sex is so easy where I'm from we just walk up and stick it in." The Texan said, "where I'm from we stick it in and walk up."
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has 58.23 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geography, mean, sex
Q: What did the prick say to the balls? A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? He's down to four butts a day.
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
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has 58.18 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
He came into my room late at night. He sat over my body, He sucked, swallowed and he left. It was terrible. It was a BLOODY MOSQUITO!
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, "You are my master. You now have one wish." The Russian man says, "I would like to piss vodka." When the he gets home, he tells his wife to get two glasses. She asks what they'll be drinking. He tells her he can piss vodka and demonstrates for her. It was the best vodka they'd ever had. The next night the Russian guy comes home tired and tells his wife to get one glass. She asks, "Why only one glass?" "Because tonight," he says, "you should drink from the bottle."
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has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, wife
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you? A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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has 58.00 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, relationship, sex
I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade. Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, communication, dirty, school
How do you know when a Barbie has her period? All your tic tacks are gone.
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two friends who had not seen each other for awhile met at a bar. "Hey, your wife just had a birthday recently, didn't she? Did you get her anything special?" "Yeah, I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo." "A pair of slippers and a dildo?" "Yeah, I said 'If you don't like the slippers, you can go fuck yourself.' "
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, birthday, dirty, friendship, sex
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