The best dirty jokes

A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
has 54.57 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
has 54.26 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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