The best dirty jokes

Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
Whats the similarity between getting a bl*wjob from an 80 year old and walking the tightrope ? In both cases you really dont want to look down !
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink A: A cocktail.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, blonde, dirty
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
Q: What's the difference between basketball and sex? A: In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, sport
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