The best dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, IT, phone, technology
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Whats the difference between Paris Hilton and a bowling ball? You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. “I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.” The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.” The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.” She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, christian, dirty, husband, women
A boy washed with his mum in the bathroom and saw her vagina and asks: "what the hell is this". "It is called a cave" replied the mother. The next day he washed with his father and saw his dick and asks "what the heck is this". "This is called little Johnny". The next day he went to school and his teacher was mad that he came late to school so she told him to sing a song. He started to sing "when the black clouds came out of the mountain little Johnny ran into the cave."
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, music, school, sex
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