The best dirty jokes

A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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has 54.57 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 54.26 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How are women and a hurricane alike? A: When they arrive they're both wet and wild, when they leave, they take your house and your car.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cat, dirty, mean, weather, women
What happens if you download the Princess Diana screensaver application? Your iphone will keep crashing!
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, dirty, IT, phone
What do dogs and women have in common? They both like 12-inch bones.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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