The best dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde at a golf course? A: The 19th hole.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, golf
What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his dick and he says yeah. A few weeks later there was a big storm and the sister goes to the brother's room and asked the brother if she could play with Mr.Cuddles he says no. Then the sister said that she would tell on him so a little pissed of he says yes. After a while, the parents hear a scream. They rush to the brother's room and asks the sister what happened she said "Mr.Cuddles spat on me so I bit his head off."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, family, sex, time
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, travel, women
What did the flower say to be the bee? "Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty, vulgar
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, food, money, sex
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 53.89 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
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