The best dirty jokes

Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 52.64 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
A man walks into his doctor's office and whines, "Doc, you've got to help me; I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass." The doctor pulls out his prescription pad and says, "I've got cream for that!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?" Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, dog, love, sex
Girls are like biscuits - they are tough until they get wet.
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!
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has 52.42 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 52.10 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?" A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp." The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
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has 52.05 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: customer service, dirty, management
A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"? "What are you talking about" the biker replies. "You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well." The gay guy goes first to demonstrate. The biker states "I can do that and even better." He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
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has 52.05 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: beer, dirty, fart, football, gay
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