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If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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has 53.98 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
What do you call a sex-crazed gay cannibal? A head hunter!
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Aaron Hernandez goes to prison as a tight end. He'll come out a wide receiver!
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, prison
If you think your life is bad, how would you like to be an egg? You get laid once in life, you only get eatten once in life, It takes 4 min to get hard, but only 2 min. to get soft, you share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all the only chick who ever sat on your face was your mother. Pass this to someone who needs a good lay, sorry I mean day.
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has 53.30 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
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