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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.63 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
You see, masturbation is so unpredictable. I just go up and down.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation
"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine. He will be my squishy." "Let go of my boob."
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has 54.57 % from 133 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If the sea was weed and i was a duck i'd swim my way down and smoke my way up, but the sea ain't weed and i'm not a duck so pass me the bong and shut the fuck up
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has 54.56 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drug, duck, weed
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When Viagra first came out my wife and I decided to give it a go to see what all the fuss was about. I popped the pill and waited the 15 minutes and then it was on for young and old. We timed the performance to the minute and it all finally subsided at 3 hours and 17 minutes. I asked the missus what she thought and she simply stated that she couldn't understand what all the hype was about for an extra 17 minutes...
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, time, viagra, wife
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Me - Can you go to your moms room? Friend - Yeah, why? Me - I left my pants in there. Friend - Fuck you!
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
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has 54.44 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Hey guys. Bet your female friend that she can't use both of her elbows to touch her belly button. Thank me later.
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has 54.26 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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