The best dirty jokes

Q: Why is a girls pussy like an ocean? A: It's really wet and has a Sperm Whale in it.
has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common? A: Both take it in the rear.
has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, gay
"Hey, I have a magic dildo for sale," he says. "What? There's no such thing," she replied. "No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildo my pussy.'" A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildo to the bathroom. A few minutes later she comes out. "Wow, that was great!" She says. She ends up buying the dildo and leaves the store. On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildo. Well she's really enjoying herself. The car is swerving and she rolls through a red. She ends up getting pulled over by a cop. After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story. She explains about the magic dildo and the shop. The cop says, "Magic dildo my ass."
has 53.49 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, gay, sex
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
has 53.38 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls? They're going to call her Old Spice.
has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, music, old people
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
has 53.11 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian, sex, viagra
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Two lepers playing poker, one threw his hand in, the other laughed his head off.
has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy went to an electric shop and said: "By a lot of excuse, do you mind me to buy a lamp please?" A manager said: "It isn't necessarily so much apologizes for buying a lamp." The guy said: "Sorry I wanted for installing it in WC."
has 52.65 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: customer service, dirty, management
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, travel, women
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