What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs? It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.