Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.