The best dirty jokes

Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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has 48.71 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
As I stand here, and try to piss, I think of the gal that gave me this. If I see her, when I get well, I'll get it again. As sure as Hell.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, money, sex, women
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
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