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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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has 49.20 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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has 48.88 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband. When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties. "Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!" The old man says, "Hell no, woman. It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 48.40 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
As I stand here, and try to piss, I think of the gal that gave me this. If I see her, when I get well, I'll get it again. As sure as Hell.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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