Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A blowjob with handlebars.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom?
Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
Vote:
As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet?
Boy: what? ;)
Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants?
A: Uncle.
What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.