I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.