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Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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has 48.71 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
As I stand here, and try to piss, I think of the gal that gave me this. If I see her, when I get well, I'll get it again. As sure as Hell.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, stupid
What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
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