Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet?
Boy: what? ;)
Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra?
A: Oooh - Henry!
As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.
Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork?
What is the geographical definition of s*x?
Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men?
A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.