The best dirty jokes

Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? You come in one and you go in the other!
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has 49.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 49.14 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 49.00 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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has 48.98 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Dough Nuts!
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 48.77 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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