Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet?
Boy: what? ;)
Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
Dough Nuts!
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?"
And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?
You come in one and you go in the other!
An old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties and goes home to surprise her husband.
When her husband comes home, she calls him into the bedroom and points to her new panties.
"Hey old timer," she says, "come and get some of this!"
The old man says, "Hell no, woman.
It done ate a hole in your drawers!"
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Vote:
As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.