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Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty
Q: Why are Christmas trees better than Men? A: Even the small ones give satisfaction.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, dirty, men, sex
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
As I stand here, and try to piss, I think of the gal that gave me this. If I see her, when I get well, I'll get it again. As sure as Hell.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Girl: Hey wanna know what gets my pussy wet? Boy: what? ;) Girl: Toilet water when I shit out a small whale.
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has 48.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fitness, flirt, food, sex
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom...
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, travel
Q: What's worse than ants in your pants? A: Uncle.
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has 47.98 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, family, sex
What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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