Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?