Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Two men were talking about their wives.
First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please."
Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"