The best dirty jokes

What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, women
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 45.25 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
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