The best dirty jokes

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common? A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, Yo mama
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom...
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, travel
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 45.81 % from 173 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
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