What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican?
A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
What's the only thing white girls swallow?
Starbucks.
The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables."
The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer."
The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"