The best dirty jokes

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
WTF? = Where's The Food?
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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