The best dirty jokes

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 46.44 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 46.07 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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has 45.89 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 45.88 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
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