The best dirty jokes

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
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has 47.81 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, dirty, kids, music
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
WTF? = Where's The Food?
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.36 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 47.19 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, viagra
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