Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken! 
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Vote:
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
What's the only thing white girls swallow?
Starbucks.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: To get to the bottom...