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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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