Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds? A: Because there are twenty of them!
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viagra? A: Oooh - Henry!
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.