The best dirty jokes

Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 46.16 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS? A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
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has 46.11 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, health, science, sex
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