The best dirty jokes

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 44.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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