Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican?
A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period".
His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells".
Johnny asks what color is it.
She says it's red.
Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A: They can't get the laboratory mice to arse f*ck.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
What's the only thing white girls swallow?
Starbucks.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
A woman asks an agriculturalist: "Please, tell me what shall I do? I have a garden but nothing grows there, like flowers or vegetables."
The agriculturalist says: "You know, it is to dung the garden with a good fertilizer."
The woman says: "And wouldn´t it be better to plant the vegetables directly into the ass?"