Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
Q: What's the difference between acne and a Roman Catholic Priest from the Vatican?
A: Acne would wait until you're at least 13 before it would cum on your face!
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirty crosser.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
Vote:
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.
As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.