The best dirty jokes

WTF? = Where's The Food?
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs? It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 47.05 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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has 46.59 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
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