Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken! 
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
Vote:
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirty crosser.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.
As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period".
His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells".
Johnny asks what color is it.
She says it's red.
Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."