Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
I need your help making a cream sauce.
I'd like to think inside your box.