The best dirty jokes

A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, women
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 45.35 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 44.64 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
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