Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?"
Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!"
The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests.
"Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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