Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirty crosser.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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The neighbor from below told me that If I flood him once again, he will rape me.
So I turn on the water. I sit and wait.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.
As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"