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Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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What do you call a blonde with pig tails? A blowjob with handlebars.
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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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