Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Yo mama ass so big your dad's dick gets lost in it.
How do you f*ck a fat chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across?
A: A double dirty crosser.
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
A: Her lipstick.
As I stand here, and try to piss,
I think of the gal that gave me this.
If I see her, when I get well,
I'll get it again.
As sure as Hell.
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"