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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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I need your help making a cream sauce.
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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