Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
What's the only thing white girls swallow? Starbucks.
Do you work at a cattery? Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.