The best dirty jokes

Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, flirt, food, sex
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
WTF? = Where's The Food?
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head? A: All you can eat under a buck.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money
One day, a Sodomite went to his doctor's office to get an HIV blood test. While there, his blood got drawn and he then left. Two weeks later, he was back at his doctor's office in an examination room, waiting for the result of the HIV test. Suddenly, his doctor walks into the examination room and says to the gay guy, "I'm awfully sorry to tell you that the test shows that you're definitely HIV positive." The gay guy then asks the doctor, "So, what needs to be done now, doctor?" The doctor says to the gay dude, "I want you to go home, sit down at your kitchen table and eat 20 hamburgers, 20 hot dogs, 20 pizzas, 20 bags of chips, and 20 gallons of ice cream." The gay then asks his doctor, "How's doing all that gonna help me out with my HIV, doctor?" The doctor then replied, "It's not gonna help you out with your HIV at all but it will definitely teach you what your asshole is really for."
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has 47.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, gay, health, sex
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman? When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, sex, women
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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has 47.29 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 47.28 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
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has 47.24 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
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