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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What do you call a man who run a cross the road and roll in the dirt then run back across? A: A double dirty crosser.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, travel
What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs? It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.
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has 45.26 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Knock Knock. Who's There? Justin. Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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has 45.25 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Sometimes I wish I was a bird: I would fly over certain people and shit on their heads.
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has 45.24 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 45.22 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 44.68 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
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