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Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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