Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
Q: What did one tampon say to the other?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)