Q. What do a toilet and a woman have in common?
A. Without the hole in the middle they aren't good for shit.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?"
Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!"
The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests.
"Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
What is the same with spreading butter on a toast and getting a woman to spread her legs?
It is possible with a credit card, but much easier with a knife.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a woman?
When you slap a mosquito it stops sucking.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
Vote:
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.