If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife: Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!