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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 42.60 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
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