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I stopped a girl in the street last night and handed her a rape alarm and some pepper spray. She looked confused and said, "What are these for?" I started unbuttoning my jeans and replied, "I like a challenge."
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has 44.64 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 43.58 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
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