I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie?
A: A yankee.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
Vote:
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.