What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!