What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.