Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan?
A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Lady, how many sex partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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