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There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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