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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 42.67 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 42.06 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 42.00 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
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