The best dirty jokes

Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 43.31 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 43.15 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful. As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years." Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
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has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, school, sex, time
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 42.99 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 42.92 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, flirt, sex
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
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