Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie?
A: A yankee.
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina?
A: A woman.
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Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
Johny met his classmate from high school after ten years who was still very beautiful.
As he met her, he told her only: "Hi Ann, I am pleased to see you again after so many years."
Ann took a look at his pants and said: "I know that you´re pleased."
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
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Let's not mess with nature.
We are here to make babies.
So, let's get to it.
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw...
She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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