The best dirty jokes

What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
has 43.14 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
has 41.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
has 41.67 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
has 41.41 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
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