Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.