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What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 42.33 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.61 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 40.32 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
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