The best dirty jokes

Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
has 42.81 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
has 42.42 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, flirt, sex
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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