Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors.
The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol.
The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half.
They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story.
Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous?
Get back!
I have no idea how big it grows!
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie?
A: A yankee.
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.