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How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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I need your help making a cream sauce.
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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