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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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has 43.44 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, sex, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 43.15 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vagina? A: A woman.
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has 43.09 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, vulgar, women
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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