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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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