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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 43.52 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous? Get back! I have no idea how big it grows!
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 42.86 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 42.60 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 42.42 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
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