The best dirty jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 42.00 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 40.75 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 40.60 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
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