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Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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