Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?