Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
Q: What do you call a one-man quickie? A: A yankee.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!