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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 44.54 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 44.51 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 44.47 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
Q: What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A: At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face!
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has 44.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: catholic, dirty, priest, teen
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
A woman came to his doctor with a left knee that was shot through. The doctor asked her: "What does it mean? Why did you shoot accurately your left knee?" The woman tells him only: "Sorry, but, you doctor, have told me that the heart is located two thumbs under my left breast."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, doctor, women
My girlfriend asked me for the 7th time in a row for me to smash raw... She must think I'm made of coat hangers.
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has 43.55 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, relationship, sex, work
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