The best dirty jokes

Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Vote: has 38.94 % from 61 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Vote: has 38.75 % from 59 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
Vote: has 38.75 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Vote: has 38.57 % from 87 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Vote: has 38.49 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Vote: has 38.26 % from 62 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, fart
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
Vote: has 38.24 % from 83 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, sex
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Vote: has 38.03 % from 67 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Vote: has 37.97 % from 35 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty, god
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
Vote: has 37.36 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dirty


<<<83848586
More jokes →
Page 83 of 89.