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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
North America, few hundred years ago. An indian is sitting, smokes a pipe. Breathes in, breathes out. His son comes up to him: Daddy, I have a question Well, what is it? Why do we have such long names? Yankees, for example, have much shorter ones - John, Simon, Nicolas and similar. Our names come from nature. When your mother was born, there was a wonderful dew, so that is why she is called Fresh Dew. When your sister was born, there was a brilliant sunset. So that why she got the name Red Sunset. So, do you have any more questions, Fucking Bison?
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has 44.47 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
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has 44.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 44.16 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 44.01 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
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