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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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May I push in your stool?
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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Q: Why do black women lose their hair at an early age? A: From all of the hair pulling during rape.
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I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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