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Johnny comes home from school and asks his mom what is a "period". His mom says that "A period is when a woman needs to realease her dead egg cells". Johnny asks what color is it. She says it's red. Johnny said "I have one of those but mine is white and it makes babies."
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, school, women
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 45.24 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? A: So you don't poke your eye out.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, insulting, racist
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Nothing spreads easier than butter, except for yo mommas legs.
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has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their husbands checkbook!"
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, women
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?" "Fertilizer," the farmer replied. "What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy. "Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer. "You ought to live here," the little boy advised him. "We put sugar and cream on ours."
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has 44.47 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
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