Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Vote:
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick.
He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed:
Have you been doing anything unusual?
And he said: No.
So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks.
So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked:
Have you been doing anything at all unusual?
And the guy said:
Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
Vote:
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.