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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 39.81 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
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has 39.38 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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