Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.