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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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has 41.13 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, ethnic, gay, racist
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
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has 40.80 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, lesbian
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.74 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, music, sex
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.17 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 40.09 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
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