What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly.
After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says
"If my proof falls then I rome through the halls."
Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob.
The man is confused and says "what are you doing?"
She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some."
The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did.
Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good.
The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping
"Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch."
Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?"
She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.