Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly.
After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says
"If my proof falls then I rome through the halls."
Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob.
The man is confused and says "what are you doing?"
She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some."
The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did.
Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good.
The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping
"Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch."
Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?"
She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
Vote:
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Vote:
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.