Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.