Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted?
A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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You see, masturbation is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Q: How are rape and an airplane similar?
A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.