What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?