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Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife: Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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May I push in your stool?
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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