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I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife: Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
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Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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May I push in your stool?
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Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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