The best dirty jokes

Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.51 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
You see, masturbation is so unpredictable. I just go up and down.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 39.62 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
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