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What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.80 % from 200 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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has 40.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 40.61 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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