What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: What did one tampon say to the other?
A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile.
The crocodile told him, "Please let me go.
I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay.
I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Vote:
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?