The best dirty jokes

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
has 40.17 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
has 40.15 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
has 39.81 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
has 39.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
has 39.46 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
has 39.45 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
has 39.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
has 39.18 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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