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Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 40.51 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k? A joystick does its job.
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.11 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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has 39.47 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 39.01 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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