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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
A couple was having an argument, and the man was losing badly. After 5 minutes the woman won the argument proving the man to be stupid, the man sadly says "If my proof falls then I rome through the halls." Then the woman leaves for 10 minutes and comes back starts giving him a blowjob. The man is confused and says "what are you doing?" She said "If I prove you dumb I give ya some." The man continues to lose a argument knowing he will get a blowjob after 10 minutes, and he did. Years later they have a kid but none of them want him so they have an argument of who takes care of it and the other leaves for good. The man without a thought loses the argument the get another blowjob, but after the argument the woman starts rapping "Yo yo guess who's the kid, not me so suck yourself bitch." Before she leaves the he says "what about the blowjob?" She says ask my twin sister that has herpes cause she did it the whole time.
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has 40.31 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: couple, dirty, men, stupid, women
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 40.25 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.22 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 39.66 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 39.34 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
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