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Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
I'd like to think inside your box.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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has 35.48 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
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