The best dirty jokes

Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 38.46 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 38.21 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 38.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, love, music, time
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 37.75 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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