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Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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I've got something you can take up the chain.
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Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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