The best dirty jokes

Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 41.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 41.25 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 41.19 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
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has 41.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cop, dirty, sex, stupid, Yo mama
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 41.13 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 40.92 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 40.56 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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