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I need your help making a cream sauce.
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How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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I'd like to think inside your box.
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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