If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Q: How big are the pastro's beds?
A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Boy: you left this at my house last night
Girl: that aint mine
Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on