What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
Brrr! My hands are cold.
Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
What said Adam to Eva at they’re first rendezvous?
Get back!
I have no idea how big it grows!
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile.
The crocodile told him, "Please let me go.
I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay.
I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
What is the difference between a joystick and a man's d**k?
A joystick does its job.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
Vote:
Why do women fart after they take a piss?
Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Vote:
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.