Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.