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Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
Q: Why can women play hockey? A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sport, time, women
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 41.17 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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has 40.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, jewish, men, women
What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 40.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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has 40.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 40.40 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 40.40 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
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