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What comes after 69? Mouthwash.
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has 41.91 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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has 41.73 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dad, dirty
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, history
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 41.24 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 41.17 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her. Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
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has 41.13 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, wife
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 40.76 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground." So the crocodile bit his legs off.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
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has 40.53 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, sex, Yo mama
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