Q: Why can women play hockey?
A: Because they have to change their pads after every period.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?
A. Finger painting.
Vote:
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Vote:
Monday – a very, very, good day! The leader’s daughter lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Tuesday – a very, very, good day! The leader's wife lost. We found her and all of us made sex with her.
Wednesday – a very, very, very, very, very, very, bad day! ... I lost! … Now they're looking for me.
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.