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How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 38.03 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 37.75 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 37.73 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, love, music, time
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 37.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
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