Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.