What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end.
A toothbrush with toothpaste
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
Vote:
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A lickalotopis
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother.
‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son.
The mother replies, ‘I don’t know.
Surprise me.’
Q: How do you circumcise a whale?
A: With four skin-divers.