Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?