How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!