What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.