The best dirty jokes

What is 6 inches long, hard, goes into your mouth back and fourth, and has white stuff at the end. A toothbrush with toothpaste
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has 39.96 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 39.38 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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has 39.24 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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has 39.21 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 39.13 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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