The best dirty jokes

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 39.01 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 39.01 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, vulgar, Yo mama
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 38.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 38.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
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