The best dirty jokes

What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 37.08 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 36.85 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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has 36.62 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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has 36.29 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 36.23 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.
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has 36.19 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: animal, dinosaur, dirty, lesbian
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