Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
You see, masturbation is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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