The best dirty jokes

Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 38.70 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 38.33 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.05 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
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