The best dirty jokes

Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean.
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fish
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 39.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 39.55 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Why do women fart after they take a piss? Because they can't shake it, so they blow dry it.
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has 39.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fart
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 38.99 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
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