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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 38.86 % from 176 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
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has 38.60 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 38.51 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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has 38.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
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