How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.