You see, masturbation is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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What do you say to a virgin?
Thanks for nothing!
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Yo mama so fat you cant tell if she got a penis or a vagina.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand?
A: A brunette with bad breath.