The best dirty jokes

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
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has 39.01 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 38.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 38.91 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.75 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
What do you say to a virgin? Thanks for nothing!
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
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has 38.55 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What do you call a blonde doing a handstand? A: A brunette with bad breath.
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has 38.50 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 38.34 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 38.26 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
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