The best dirty jokes

Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 36.59 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 36.48 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 36.10 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 35.78 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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