Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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How does a gay man fake an orgasm?
He spits on his partners back.
Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.