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Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 35.72 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 35.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 34.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
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