The best dirty jokes

How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
has 36.34 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
has 36.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
has 35.87 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
has 35.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
has 35.32 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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