Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
Vote:
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"