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How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 36.23 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
I'd like to think inside your box.
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has 36.08 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 34.35 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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