The best dirty jokes

How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
has 36.51 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
has 36.46 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
has 36.34 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
has 36.21 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
has 36.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
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