Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Roses are red
violets are blue,
I have never tried
So can I stick it up you?
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Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter?
A: Because their lips will get chapped!
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"
Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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