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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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has 36.72 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 36.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 36.03 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 35.72 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 35.61 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 35.37 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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