The best dirty jokes

Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 36.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 36.04 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 35.91 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 35.66 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 35.54 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
Nobody is born cool. Except of course, dead babies.
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has 35.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, dirty
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
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has 34.75 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 34.61 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
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