How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!