Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?"
Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course."
The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest.
The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?!
I have to walk out of here alone!"
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"...
its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea?
A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night?
A: Pastor Bedtime.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.