Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.