If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.