Boy: you left this at my house last night
Girl: that aint mine
Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Q: How big are the pastro's beds?
A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
There is a four story building.
On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles.
So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window.
Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off.
It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story.
Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it.
He then told his wife:
Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Vote:
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Q: Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink.
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.