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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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Who is little, black and jumps? A flee! But who’s big, black and jumps? Dr. Alban!
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A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework. The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob. Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in. He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum. Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian. The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone. Note: they were all boys.
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I've got something you can take up the chain.
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Hey babe, I'd like to take it your rack! High five!
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Can you help me achieve a coronal mass ejection?
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