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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 37.61 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 37.50 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 37.36 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 37.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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has 37.31 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 37.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
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