I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"