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Billy woke up in the middle of the night, thirsty. Instead of going to the kitchen though, he goes to his parents’ bedroom, while they were about to have sex and his father had a condom in his hand. The father, surprised by his son entrance, bent over pretending to look for something. "What are you looking for?" Billy asked. "Aw, well..hmm.. I’m looking for a little mouse!" the father lied. So, Billy spontaneously: "Why..? To “jump” it..?"
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Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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has 37.14 % from 244 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.00 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 36.79 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 36.72 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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