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A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back? A: To keep its nuts dry
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has 37.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Johny is the first day in jail in the cell with one mighty and a crazy prisoner and this crazy prisoner tells Johny: "You probably do not know that on the first day must every new prisoner must pass over the so-called welcome´s ceremonial. Ok, so I ask you directly. Do you want it with cream or without the cream?" Johny says: "I want it with creme, of course." The crazy prisoner yells and says: "Cremo, come here, please."
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has 37.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, little Johnny, prison, sex
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
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has 37.13 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Q: How are rape and an airplane similar? A: The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
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has 37.08 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, kids, travel
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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