Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"