The best dirty jokes

I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
has 38.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex, weather
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper.
has 38.23 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why shouldn't girls wear skirts in winter? A: Because their lips will get chapped!
has 37.97 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, winter, women
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
has 37.80 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
A 7-year-old boy and a 40-year old man are walking together in a dark forest. The young boy says, "I'm afraid..." The 40-year-old man replies," You're afraid?! I have to walk out of here alone!"
has 37.65 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty
Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"... its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
has 37.47 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
has 37.45 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
has 37.38 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
has 37.38 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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