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Roses are red violets are blue, I have never tried So can I stick it up you?
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has 37.63 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, poems, relationship, sex
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 37.35 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.
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has 37.18 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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has 37.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 37.08 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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has 36.75 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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has 36.54 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
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has 36.20 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, celebrity, dirty, drug, music
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