The best dirty jokes

Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 32.47 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.96 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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has 31.72 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 30.74 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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has 30.48 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
May I push in your stool?
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has 30.20 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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has 29.17 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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has 29.17 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 28.24 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 27.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
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