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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? Are you gonna eat that?
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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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has 35.48 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 35.29 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 33.74 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 33.70 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris, dirty, nurse
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