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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
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has 37.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dirty, women
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
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has 37.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, health
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his dick. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in 2 weeks. So he did and it was even oranger so once again the doctor asked: Have you been doing anything at all unusual? And the guy said: Well about 2 weeks ago I was watching porno and eating a bag of crunchy cheetos.
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has 37.60 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, doctor, food
Q: Who did little Johnny see when he snuck into the church late one night? A: Pastor Bedtime.
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has 37.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: church, dirty, little Johnny, sex
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 36.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
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has 36.75 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face? A: When her mustache is on fire.
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has 36.73 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A black third grader goes to his mom and asks, '"Mom, I have the biggest dick in the third grade. Is that because I'm black?" And she responds, "No nigga, it's because you're nineteen!"
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has 36.72 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: dirty
You see, masturbation is so unpredictable. I just go up and down.
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has 36.64 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation
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