China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Why did God give women belly buttons?
For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm?
He spits on his partners back.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?