The best dirty jokes

Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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has 34.91 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, women
I'd like to think inside your box.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 33.50 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 33.35 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 32.79 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 32.71 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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