The best dirty jokes

I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
has 35.24 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty
You see, masturbation is so unpredictable. I just go up and down.
has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty, masturbation
I'd like to think inside your box.
has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Q: What did the seal say when found nuts in the sea? A: "Look I found deep nuts."
has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, dirty
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
has 33.40 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
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