I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.