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Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 34.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I'd like to think inside your box.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
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has 34.25 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Fathers day, marriage, sex
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.24 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 32.98 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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