The best dirty jokes

China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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has 35.01 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, geography, sex, technology
I'd like to think inside your box.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
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has 34.18 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 33.81 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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