The best dirty jokes

I'd like to think inside your box.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
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has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex, women
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 34.57 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 34.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?
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has 33.76 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.71 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
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