Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Q: Do you know what 69 is? A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
Happy Father's Day to someome who's been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know