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I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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has 34.61 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, love, music, time
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
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has 34.24 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 34.10 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.71 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
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has 33.70 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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has 32.82 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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has 32.38 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 32.34 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
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