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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 34.40 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
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has 34.19 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lesbian
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed. "I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go." The physician was checking hers eyes and ears. "Don't feel ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad." "Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked. The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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has 33.71 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, women
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 33.50 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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has 33.09 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, love, music, time
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
May I push in your stool?
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has 32.26 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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has 32.20 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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