Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."