Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water?
A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
A: Fuck if I know
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Vote:
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
Lady, how many sex partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Vote:
There is a four story building.
On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles.
So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window.
Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off.
It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story.
Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it.
He then told his wife:
Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!