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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 33.28 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
A priest took a beautiful girl in his bedroom. He put a Bible on the bed and asked the girl to lie on the bed. When the priest tried to have sex with her, the girl shouted: "Father, what are you doing?" The priest replied "Calm down my child. Holy Bible under you, Holy Father above you and Holy water passing through."
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has 33.24 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: bible, dirty, priest, religious, sex
Q: What did the hard boiled egg say to the boiling water? A: I can't get a hard-on because I was just layed.
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has 33.22 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate? A: Fuck if I know
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has 32.82 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty
May I push in your stool?
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has 32.26 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Lady, how many sex partners have you had? Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
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has 32.20 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you call an afghan virgin Mever bin laid on
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty
"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?" "So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
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has 32.17 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, little Johnny, love, music, time
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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