"Johny, please, tell us, what do you do the whole day, so?"
"So, in the morning I cut the wood, sometimes with both hands, 5 minutes a day I play the guitar, to tell the truth. And in the afternoon I go to my garden to water the flowers. The lilies of the valleys and may-flowers I water most likely. Yes, they are really cute. Then I tear the leaflets to find out if the neighbor (her husband is not at home) loves me or not. The last time it came out that she loves me, fuck."
I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
How do lesbians handle their liquor?
By the ears.
(Lick her)
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Can I dock my rocket at your space station?
Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
A: Fuck if I know
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
Boy: you left this at my house last night
Girl: that aint mine
Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Vote: