The best dirty jokes

Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
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has 25.97 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food, sex
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 25.28 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 24.79 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
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has 24.76 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 24.60 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 24.25 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 24.20 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.92 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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