The best dirty jokes

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 26.83 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 25.03 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
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has 24.77 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
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has 24.63 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, dirty, mexican, political
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.79 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator? Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
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has 23.18 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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has 23.11 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 23.09 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
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has 23.08 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big? A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.
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has 22.94 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
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