Q: What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: I can't jelly my dick a baby's throat.
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Kock, Knock Who is there? Suck, suck. Suck, suck who? After a long pause with a low voice: My dick; dear!
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!