Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall.
All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road.
Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop.
He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi.
She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles.
The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?"
She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die!
The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper.
He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
What do you give the princess who has everything?
A seatbelt and an airbag.
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Q: Why are black peoples nostrils so big?
A: Because that's what God held them by when he was painting them.