Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!