The best dirty jokes

Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
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has 27.59 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 26.11 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky, when the notion of the motion was planted, in her dinky little head. With her butt in the air, while the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest. Drunk and stupid and would not listen, smeared beyond recognition, she said it was Tinker Bell but we couldn't tell O well.
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has 24.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, drunk, poems, stupid
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
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has 24.48 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 24.20 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.59 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 23.58 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 23.04 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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