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One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
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When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
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has 26.22 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.
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has 25.32 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 24.20 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
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has 24.15 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What do you give the princess who has everything? A seatbelt and an airbag.
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has 23.59 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 23.58 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
Q: Do you know what happends with a nigger if he sticks up 12 varningssigns in his ass? A: He becomes a toblerone!
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has 23.04 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 22.99 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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