Joke #8466

I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?

What is the geographical definition of s*x? Ans: It is an action done by the polland in the holland between the thailand with the little help of greece.

Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out.

boy: spell "me" girl: M-E boy: but you forgot the D girl: there's no D in me boy: not yet ;)

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So the one nun says to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door." So they do this, and begin painting their room. Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!" The nuns look at each other, then one nun says, "He's blind, he can't see. What could it hurt." They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice t*ts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"

Once a doctor dies. He was a heart specialist. At the funeral, his family members and friends make a special coffin on which there is a heart. A man laughs. Another man asks him why he laughed. He says, "I am a gyno I wonder what they will do on my funeral."

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? A: When he eats his first Brownie.

Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic? Cause asshole is always in front of you.

Q: "What is the difference between like and love?" A: "Spit and swallow."

Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

Q: What did dick say to rubber? A: "Cover me I'm going in."