I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !