Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called?
A: Her clit
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets?
A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person?
Put floss over their eyes.
There is a four story building.
On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles.
So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window.
Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off.
It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story.
Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it.
He then told his wife:
Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class.
Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate.
After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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