The best dirty jokes

A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
has 31.89 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
has 31.72 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long dick, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. So one day, the guy on the third story had a problem, his dick was too hot so he stuck it out the window. Then the butcher thought it was salami and he chopped it off. It then fell down to the second story were the painter painted it green and accidentally threw it out the window and fell down in the pickle jar of the first story. Suddenly the guy in the first story picked the painted piece of dick from the jar and ate it. He then told his wife: Ohh this pickle is yummy, especially with the white filling!
has 30.95 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
has 30.25 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
has 29.57 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
has 28.06 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall. All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road. Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop. He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi. She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles. The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?" She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die! The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper. He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
has 28.06 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, dirty, mexican, political
Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.
has 27.59 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dirty, kids, religious, sex
When two men have sex what position are they going to be in? But what about when two dogs have sex? That means that the two men are having sex doggy style then what ways are the dogs having sex? That means that the dogs are having an affair with the men to have sex doggy style.
has 26.93 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, dog, gay, sex
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