The best dirty jokes

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
May I push in your stool?
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has 31.78 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.
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has 31.45 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, food
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 31.33 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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has 30.25 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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has 29.97 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, kids, sex
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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has 29.57 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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has 28.06 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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