The best dirty jokes

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob? A: "It is nice to see you partner."
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has 31.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty
I need your help making a cream sauce.
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has 30.77 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy: you left this at my house last night Girl: that aint mine Boy : sorry number 32 I thought you were someone else
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has 30.71 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do you keep black youth off the streets? A: Put a KFC on the sidewalk
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has 30.58 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, food
I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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has 30.47 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, kids, masturbation
A lecturer who was drunk walked in a class. Ater few minutes he wanted to urinate, he ran out and open a zip slowly, so that he may urinate. After urinating, that's when he realized that the zip he opened was for a jacket.
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has 30.43 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, drunk, school, stupid, time
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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has 30.41 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, food
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
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has 30.37 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: What's the pink nub of flesh between your grandmother's breasts called? A: Her clit
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has 30.25 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What does a white chick and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts !
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has 28.06 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty
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