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Three drifters are roaming the countryside for some time. They come upon a small farmhouse with crops planted around it. They are very hungry, thirsty, and tired so the first guy suggests they steal some food. The second says they should ask for food, so he then goes up and knocks on the door and an old, ugly lady answers. He asks for food and she agrees - but only under one condition. They must have sex with her. The first drifter says no, the lady is too ugly, and goes back into the woods. The third guy is very hungry and agrees. He enters the cottage and goes into a corner near a pile of corn to transact his business with the old lady. The old lady is ready, but the guy says he'll only do it if she's blindfolded. So she puts on a blindfold and bends over. Quickly the guy grabs an ear of corn and sticks it inside the old lady, then throws it out the window. The woman says, "Again," and the man does the same thing. Satisfied, she gives the man some food and he leaves. As he is walking out of the farmhouse, he comes upon the other two guys. "Guess what?" the first guy says, "while you screwed that old hag we found two ears of cream corn!"
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell. A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name." "You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay." So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table. The guy sips it, gags and spits it out. "This tastes like piss!" "Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, bar, disgusting, drunk
I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 65.52 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste
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has 65.28 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, elephant
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?  "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: bar, blonde, disgusting, lawyer
Mom! I'm a 3D printer! Oh come on, Tommy, close the door when you poop.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, technology
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