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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 66.17 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog, political
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
It's a really hot day and this penguin is having car trouble, so he takes it into a garage. The penguin asks, "How long will it be?" The mechanic says, "Just a few minutes." So the penguin decides to go get an ice cream at the grocery store across the street. When the penguin gets there he climbs inside the big freezer door and starts to eat ice cream. Three hours go by before the penguin looks at his watch and jumps out of the freezer and races back to the garage. With ice cream all over his face and his stomach he says, "So, how's my car?" The mechanic comes walking out wiping his hands on a rag and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." The penguin says, "No, no, no, I was just eating ice cream."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, disgusting, mechanic, time
One man says, "I can't believe they are still together after all that crap." The other man says, "Who?" The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
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has 65.74 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, disgusting, fart, mother in law, war
Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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has 65.25 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p? Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
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