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Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? A: "How are we supposed to find an egg in all this sh*t?"
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has 66.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
One man says, "I can't believe they are still together after all that crap." The other man says, "Who?" The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's gross? Farting in the bathtub. What's grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: Why was the condom flying through the air? A: It got pissed off.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A woman walks into her doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I need to lose weight fast." And the doctor says, "Instead of putting food in your mouth, try putting it up your butt." Two months later she comes in and says, "Doctor, it's a dream come true. I'm half the size I was." But the doctor notices that she is bouncing up and down up and down... and he asks, "But where did you get this twitch?" The woman replies, "I don't have a nervous twitch, I'm chewing bubble gum."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, food, women
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet. The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can. The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain." The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!" The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep." So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!" And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, hospital, sex
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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has 66.37 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lawyer, lesbian
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