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Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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has 64.94 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: catholic, disgusting, jewish, wife
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet? A: Winnie the Pooh.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Three flies in a trashcan get trapped overnight in a bathroom. The first fly goes to the sink, the second fly stays in the tub, and the third fly chooses the toilet. The next morning, all the exhausted flies gather back in the garbage can. The first fly says, "I'm exhausted! I almost got washed down the drain." The second fly says, "I almost got squashed by feet in the shower!" The third fly says, "The toilet was fine until it suddenly got dark. First, I heard thunder, then it started to rain, and if it weren't for that big brown log, I surely would have drowned."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind. The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, "It's only ankle deep." So the two brunettes jump down and scream, "What are you talking about?! It's up to our heads!" And the blonde replies, "Well, I jumped in head first."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm finding out the time -- it is 12:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, "Wow, it really is 12:15." The cowboy continues and sees another Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, "What are you doing?" The naked man replies, "I'm seeing what time it is -- it is 3:15." The cowboy looks at his watch and that is the correct time. The cowboy continues and finds a third Native American lying naked on the ground, masturbating. The cowboy asks what he's doing and he replies, "I'm winding my watch."
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, disgusting, masturbation, time
What do you call an incestuous nephew? An aunt-eater.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Three little boys were sitting around talking about their fathers. The first boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings." The second boy said, "My dad can blow smoke rings out of his nose." The third boy said, "Well, my dad can blow smoke rings out of his butt." The first and second boys where amazed. The second boy said, "Have you seen him do it?" "No," said the third boy, "but I've seen the tobacco stains on his underwear."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: dad, disgusting, fart
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? A: The taste
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has 64.73 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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