The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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has 63.32 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
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has 63.32 % from 264 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lesbian, time
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? A: After a night of visiting children, they both have empty sacks.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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has 63.26 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, old people
A woman finds out that her husband is cheating on her, so she decides to leave him a present. When he gets home, he finds an empty house, a bowl of cookies, and a video. He scarfs down the cookies, and pops in the video. On TV, he sees his wife sucking his best friend's d**k. He comes in her mouth, and she immediately spits the jizz into a bowl of cookie dough. Then she turns to the camera. "Oh, hello, I want a divorce."
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has 63.04 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, divorce, food, husband, women
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg? Sperm 2: We've still got a long way to go. We're only half way down the esophagus.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Say, "Do I smell popcorn?" right after you fart. So everybody takes a big whiff.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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