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If you think you have shitty job, what if you were toilet paper!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
Never hold in a fart; that's something an asshole would do.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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has 64.25 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: catholic, disgusting, jewish, wife
While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs. A: Ground Beef!
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has 64.09 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
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