The best disgusting jokes

If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet? A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hipster
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath. The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car," said the little boy. The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?" "That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl. A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?" "Sure," said the little boy. The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said. "Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
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has 63.12 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What went through the fly's mind as he hit the windshield? His Butt!
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I don't like the term "anal bleaching". I prefer "changing your ringtone."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I'm a big girl I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, disgusting, poems
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 62.82 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes" the little girl replied. "Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?" "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy" the little girl replied, "They have a box next to the front door that says 'for the sick'."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: catholic, church, disgusting, kids
Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
There was a young man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He dreamt that Venus was strokin' his penis And woke with a handfull of goo
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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