The best disgusting jokes

Q: Did you hear about the leper poker game? A: One guy threw in his hand and the other three laughed their heads off.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, game
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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has 62.04 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, dog, political
I dont understand why people say sex is good in the shower. How do you guys not get your laptop wet?
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has 61.95 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: computer, disgusting, sex
I got into an embarrassing situation at a swingers' party last night. I snuck up behind an older lady, started fucking her from behind then looked up and suddenly realised that the guy at the other end of the spitroast, getting a blowjob, was my dad. I said, "After 30 years of marriage I can't believe you're being unfaithful to mum." He said, "I'm not."
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has 61.78 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Malcolm: Miss Wilson can I go to the loo? Miss Wilson: In two minutes Malcolm. Do your alphabet first. Malcolm: Ok Miss Wilson. abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz. Miss Wilson: Very good, Malcolm, but where's the p? Malcolm: Miss, it's running down my leg!
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you know a blonde just lost her virginity? A: The crayons are still sticky.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dirty, disgusting, sex
Mommy, mommy, I don't want to visit grandma today! "Shut up and keep digging, boy."
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Two flies sit on a pile of poop. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do you mind? I'm eating here."
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, food
A guy gets out of the V.D. Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long. Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times. After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital. "How's the food there?" asks the hooker. "Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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has 61.43 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, hospital, sex
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