The best disgusting jokes

Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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has 49.05 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, kids, prison
Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs, with a ten inch penis? A: "Partially disabled."
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly
Prostitute 1: Tonight's my night I can smell c**k in the air. Prostitute 2: Oh, sorry. I burped.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health, time
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, food
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin? A: Relative humidity.
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, sex
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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has 48.67 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time, wife, work
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
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