What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body?
My dick.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
What's green and sits in the corner?
That same baby three weeks later.
If I wanted to hear from an a**hole I would fart.
Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?"
Matthew: "I don't know. What?"
Michael: "Candy corneas."
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More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
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Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
He got a twat in the face.
Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.