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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, drunk
3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 48.83 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, football
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 10 years the job still sucks.
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has 48.69 % from 276 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time, wife, work
How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time
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