The best disgusting jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 50.19 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health, time
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore. Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, food
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests." The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, doctor, old people
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