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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
One roomate said to another, “Man, this morning I woke up with white crud around my mouth!” The other roomate said, “Oh, that's my fault, I guess I missed!”
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a trash bag full of mutilated laboratory monkeys? Rhesus Pieces.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's? The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, time
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes." "What should I use to wipe my ass?" "Use a dollar bill." A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with s**t all over his hands. "What happened?" asks his friend. "I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, hunting, money
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 47.24 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
Imagine, there are on the bus only 5 persons: A busman, an old woman, two younger women and one man. The old woman comes to the busman and tells him: "Dear busman, would you like to eat a few hazelnuts?" The busman says: "Yes, why not?" He takes the hazelnuts from her hand and eats them. This repeats even two times, but when the old woman offers other hazelnuts to the busman for the fourth time, the busman asks this old woman: "Madame, where do you take all these hazelnuts from? It is a real amount and I am already full." The old woman only says: "You know, dear busman, I have bought the chocolate with hazelnuts, the hazelnuts are very hard for my dental plate, so I have sucked them all out, brought it to you and you have already eaten them all."
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, chocolate, dentist, disgusting, food
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god, life
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