A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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What's grosser than gross?
Ten babies in one mail box.
What's grosser than that?
One baby in ten mailboxes.
What's grosser than that?
Biting into a pickle and finding a vein.
What's grosser than that?
A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor.
What's grosser than that?
A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt.
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Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary?
A: It runs in your genes.
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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body?
My dick.
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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