The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's the similarity between a woman and dog poop? A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
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has 46.63 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, women
What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, disgusting, mechanic
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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