There once was a girl named Suzy Brown
Said no one could lay her down.
Over the hill came Piss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of swinging meat.
He took her in the long tall grass,
Shoved his dick right up her ass.
Then she blew one gnarly fart,
Blew his ball two feet apart.
Over the hill went Piss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of shredded meat.
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Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"
A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
"Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"
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What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?
A cancelled Czech!
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There was a man who just got out of the army.
He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house.
He told the women, "Gimme anything you got."
So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside."
She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom.
10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again.
He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?"
She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea?
One's a cunning runt.
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How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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