what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Q: What do Rodney King and Nicole Simpson have in common? A: They just didn't listen
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."