The best disgusting jokes

A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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What's grosser than gross? Ten babies in one mail box. What's grosser than that? One baby in ten mailboxes. What's grosser than that? Biting into a pickle and finding a vein. What's grosser than that? A cheerleader doing a split and sticking to the floor. What's grosser than that? A girl thinking she has crabs only to find it's fruit flies because her cherry rotted.
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What's the difference between a leprechaun and gonorrhea? One's a cunning runt.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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What's the warmest organ in a dead woman's body? My dick.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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