Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef? A: Anyone can roast beef.
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.