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Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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At a rally John McCain was asked if he wore boxers or briefs. He replied, "Depends."
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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