The best disgusting jokes

What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you recycle a condom? A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.49 % from 218 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.48 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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