The best disgusting jokes

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.86 % from 207 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 49.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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has 49.37 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, love
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