The best disgusting jokes

Q: Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? A: He plays with Pooh.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.97 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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has 49.84 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, love
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
If I wanted some comeback, I'd wipe it off your chin!
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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