What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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Q: How do you recycle a condom?
A: Turn it inside out and shake the f**k out of it.
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today?
A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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