The best disgusting jokes

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, football
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 49.83 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
How do you make a woman scream twice in the bedroom? Fuck her in the ass then wipe your dick on the curtains.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, women
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.
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has 49.54 % from 214 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
Boy while kissing his girlfriend: "Thank u baby... For give me your chewing gum.." Girl says, "This is not chewing gum my love. I’m suffering from cough!"
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has 49.37 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, love
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.00 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 49.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
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