The best disgusting jokes

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroke-n-off
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has 50.17 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: What's the difference between a freezer and a fag? A: A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock today.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, masturbation
What's green and sits in the corner? That same baby three weeks later.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, insulting, Yo mama
Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, built a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries started to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary couldn't believe it! He said, "What's wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?" The other missionary replied, "I just peed in the soup!"
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
How do you f*ck a fat chick? Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.
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has 49.76 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, disgusting, fat
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
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has 49.69 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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