The best disgusting jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
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Q: What's worse then finding 10 zombie babies in a garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
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Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
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