The best disgusting jokes

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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has 44.95 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious. "How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?" "Well," the bum said, "the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone."
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
Bob: "Hey, Sue, why is there a tampon hanging out of your mouth?" Sue: "Oh my God. What did I do with my cigarette?"
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 44.30 % from 147 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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