The best disgusting jokes

What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 47.42 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, work
A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his buddies. As he is walking out he notices a guy pretending to be swinging a hockey stick. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Wayne Gretzky, and I'm practicing my shot." Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall. He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf." Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall. He then sees another guy sitting in a chair in the nude with a jar of peanuts beside him. This guy takes a peanut, places it on his dick, waits a minute, then flicks into his mouth. Again, curious he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'M FUCKING NUTS!"
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like. "A cup of boiled water please" "Water? I thought you guys drank blood" "Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bartender, disgusting
Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?" A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: couple, disgusting, sex
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