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What's red and sits in a corner? A baby playing with a razor blade.
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What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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Q: What does a plumber need to know about his job? A: Sh*t runs downhill and payday is on Friday.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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Q: What's brown and in the military? A: Gomer's pile.
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"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!
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