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Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between a bull and a cow in the dark? A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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has 46.53 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, redneck
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.29 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A man goes into a psychiatric hospital to visit one of his buddies. As he is walking out he notices a guy pretending to be swinging a hockey stick. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Wayne Gretzky, and I'm practicing my shot." Satisfied with the answer the visitor moves on down the hall. He notices another guy pretending to be playing golf. Curious, he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'm Tiger woods and I'm practicing my golf." Satisfied with this response the visitor again moves on down the hall. He then sees another guy sitting in a chair in the nude with a jar of peanuts beside him. This guy takes a peanut, places it on his dick, waits a minute, then flicks into his mouth. Again, curious he asks: "What are you doing?" The guy replies: "I'M FUCKING NUTS!"
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
I got home to see my two months pregnant wife crouched in the bathroom crying. Her red, smudged eyes looked at me as she told me she'd lost the baby. I told the silly thing not to be so upset, I could clearly see it in the toilet.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting, wife
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
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has 44.92 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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