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Five men and one woman wash up on a desert island after a shipwreck. Before long they are all getting pretty horny so they all make a deal. Each man will marry the woman for one week at a time, at which point the next man in line will marry her and so on. All the men get sex every five weeks and the woman gets sex as often as she wants with a different man each week. The situation works wonderfully for five years. When the woman suddenly dies... The first week after wasn't too bad. The second week was geting sort of bad. The third week was getting pretty bad. The fourth week was really bad. The fifth week was horrible! By the sixth week it was unbearable... so they buried her.
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How do you unload a truck of zombie babies? With a pitchfork.
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Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a cat.
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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