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How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, school
Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise ship that sank in the Bermuda Triangle. They made it to an uninhabited island. Two weeks later the woman jumped off a cliff because she was so ashamed of what she was doing. Two weeks after that the two men buried her because they were so ashamed of what they were doing. Two more weeks passed by and the men dug her up again–being so ashamed of what they were doing.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: desert island, disgusting, gay
So that there be less strife May your dreams be sweet And your ass does not tweet tonight.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, poems, vulgar
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, food
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
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