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I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth? A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school? I'll see you next period.
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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
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Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup? Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"
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