Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex.
"Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom.
"Making a cake" his mom replies.
Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks.
"Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried.
"Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life.
The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood."
So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
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How is a soyburger like a dildo?
They're both substitutes for meat.
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Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?"
"Swell."
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