The best disgusting jokes

Little Johnny walks into his parent's room one night to find them having sex. "Mom? What are you doing?" he asks his mom. "Making a cake" his mom replies. Later that week, Little Johnny walks asks his mom in the car "Were you and daddy making a cake on the couch" he asks. "Yeah. Why?" his mom asks, confused and worried. "Because I licked the icing off the couch! It was delicious!" he responded.
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has 47.36 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, disgusting, little Johnny, sex
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god, life
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, chocolate, disgusting, easter, food
What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonorrhea.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They're both substitutes for meat.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, masturbation
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, ugly, Yo mama
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.60 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
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