I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.
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They both shower after three periods!
Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth?
A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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"Swell."
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
What did the tampon say to the other tampon in school?
I'll see you next period.
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza?
Pizzeria!
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Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?
Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"