The best disgusting jokes

Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, disgusting, mechanic
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.01 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, disgusting
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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