The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again. "What was the matter?" she asks. "Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies. Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car, disgusting, mechanic
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.01 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Why are contipated folks unkind and rude? Cause they don't give a crap!
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dating, disgusting
What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in common? They both shower after three periods!
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: Did you hear about the annoying midget who went to a nudist colony? A: He kept getting in everyone's hair.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone PISSING on his Ferrari. "Hey," says the man. "Why are you pissing on my Ferrari?" "Because I feel like it." "Tell you what -- I won't report you to the police if you can keep up with my Ferrari." "Whatever." So the guy gets in his car and drives off, going faster and faster, until he's hit 100 miles per hour. Amazingly, the guy is still keeping up. "I'm amazed," says the driver. "How are you keeping up?" "It's easy," says the running man, "when your d**k is stuck in the door."
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, disgusting
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