The best disgusting jokes

What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom? They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire. "Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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