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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
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What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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