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What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
There was a man who just got out of the army. He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house. He told the women, "Gimme anything you got." So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside." She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?" She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military, money
Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 41.89 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What does it look like when you microwave a baby? A: I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus with a yeast infection? An itchy, twitchy twat!
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, disgusting, health
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 41.06 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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has 40.52 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
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