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Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
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Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
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What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
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When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
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What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
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Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
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