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A lady goes to the doctor, and says: "Doc, I have this smell about me that I can't get rid of no matter what I do. Can you help me?" The doctor says, "yeah I can help you but I'll have to examine you. You'll have to take all your clothes off first." So the lady takes her clothes off. Right away the doctor says, "hold on, I'll be right back." A couple minutes later he comes back with an 8-foot stick that has a little hook on the end of it. The lady says, "oh doctor, what str going to do with that?" And the doctor says, as he's going through the movements of opening a high window, "well I'm going to open the window, it smells like shit in here."
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, doctor, insulting, women
Some advice for guys: When the red river's flowin', take the dirt road.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar? A: There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: bar, disgusting
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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has 42.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
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has 42.51 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What's grosser than gross? When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall. What's grosser than that? When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.
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has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart
Q: What does an old woman have that a young woman doesn't? A: A belly button between her boobs.
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has 41.83 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.
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has 40.88 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
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