Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
What’s funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 30-pound testicles? People say he was half-nuts!
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid? A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.