The best disgusting jokes

Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Doritos.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: baby, disgusting
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters? The bull must have drug him a mile!
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, disgusting, drug
What's grosser than gross? Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon. What's grosser than that? Finding a used condom on the bottom of a mayonnaise jar. What's grosser than that? When you open the refigerator and the rump rost farts in your face. You want to know what's grosser than that? When you sit on your grandpa's lap and he pops a boner. But the one thing that is grosser than that is when you are siting on your grandma's lap and she pops a boner.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Q: How do you know a gay guy has farted? A: He needs to change his pants afterward.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, fart, gay, sex
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, disgusting
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