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Q: How do you eat a frog? A: You put one leg behind each ear.
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What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? When you take sausage out of the fridge it doesn't fart.
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An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
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has 43.21 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia? A cancelled Czech!
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Q: Why are men like diapers? A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they're disposable.
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
"Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?" "Shut up and eat your corn flakes."
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"How are your hemorrhoids?" "Swell."
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has 42.61 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nursing home.
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has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, nurse
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his boyfriend? A: He wiped.
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has 40.95 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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