Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? So you can pick them up five at a time
What's small, and red, and full of holes? A baby on a bed of nails.
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.
What's red and lies in all four corners of the room? A baby that's been playing with a chainsaw.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.