Why fart and waste when you can burp and taste?
Q: Why does a dog lick himself? A: He can't make a fist.
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
How do you know if Dr. Dre has a high sperm count? Eminem has to chew before swallowing.
When you're neckin' with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it's funny... But it's not.
Why did the zombie baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.
Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
What's grosser than gross? Two Siamese twins connected at the tongue. What's even grosser than that? When one of them throws up.
Q: What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison? A: "I feel like a kid again."